Running an adult company for over 11 years has been an experience, often duller than people would expect, there have also been the mega-stories you’d expect from a porn outfit. Most of my day is many hours spent at a computer working with models, photographers and customers. This is my personal diary of running a prominent adult company – my thoughts on the industry, my current projects and up to the minute information on Grooby Productions – the websites, the models, the photographers… and occasionally, the customers.

Yeah, yeah, could be worse – I could be cleaning out a jack shack for a living, but I get these sorts of emails a few times a week and I just wonder, “What are you thinking?” – You are applying for a model job and sending only this … how could I make a [...]

This is one of the better ones: EMAIL 1: 3.02pm “The world of shemales is it true or is it false? My name is Carlos xxxxxxxxxxxx and I am from Thomaston, Georgia. My age is 21, and I have no nude pictures. Model experiences I was looking at one time because some much interest because [...]

Sorry folks, I’ve been lax on this blog for too long – due to personal shit (moved house and country, increased the brood and more!) but I’m going to keep onto it, mainly because the comedy just keeps coming. Life and times, in the porn business. “Hello i hope that i am not waisting your [...]

We’re always looking for models and of course, we’re all different and I respect that … I’m amazed at some people who would actually think that people would pay to see their body/face/hygiene level on a photo shoot and the audacity to send in their photos but try to keep it polite and turn them [...]

Ok I know I shouldn’t poke too much fun but there is a point … or rather, what is the point? I get 300+ emails per day including around 10 of potential models, I try to reply to all with either advice or to arrange work with them but why should I invest my limited [...]

I wish I could post the photos but that wouldn’t be fair – I can however, post the strange emails we get on a daily basis, into the Grooby offices.  This one came into PK Vegas.  We’d actually love to use this guy, if he ever came through, I just thought his “I’m 99% straight [...]

The Khloe Hart Blog got a strange reply to one of the posts this week, in fact, one of the strangest customer emails I’ve ever seen. Look at the amount of time this individual has invested in creating a fantasy where a strange breed that spawns from he and Khloe, over-take the world. Watch out [...]

“hi. please cancel my membership to this site with immediate effect. i signed up while under the influence of alchohol and i now realise its not what im looking for at all ! (i cant remember the password anyway!) . please e-mail me to confirm cancellation “ Your in denial, mate. You love shemales and [...]

It’s not often that we get actual handwritten letters mailed to the office, but when we do, I can almost always guarantee that they’re going to be blog worthy. The other day we received a letter from a guy inquiring about some Japanese shemales and looking for some free content. “Do you have DVDs for [...]

Ok here is a classic email from a clown who consistently complains. Despite the websites being updated every Friday (our commitment is to get them up by Friday night on the East Coast … and we brought it back from Saturday updates a year ago … maybe if we keep getting earlier we’ll get back [...]

Posted by Williamz on 07 Mar 2009 “The reason no one has ever seen any pre-op pictures or videos of her, is because she was born a woman. Also, to the idiot that wants to see (more) pre-ops? I think you are at the wrong site. Maybe you should find another site to visit, I [...]

Tim sent me this email last week, when I replied that I didn’t have a clue what he was asking for … he waited a week and sent the exact same email again? Tim, no disrespect – but what on earth are you asking for? “I am a white, single, attractive male. I stand 5-9″ [...]

Ok so they might have a place with celebrities and even in the adult mainstream industry but the transgender adult industry is so small that their is no place for managers or agents … they’re just worthless. Usually the type of people that we get touting a new model is a wannabe pimp type or [...]

Another awesome email came in today, I barely know how to respond to some of these … but respond I do. “I am a subscriber to Black T girls. I really love your stuff. two suggestions: 1) Is it possible to vote for the models ? or evaluate them ? 2) I prefer very masculine [...]

Ok, so I get my fair share of emails.  In fact, the first hour of every morning is filtering them, the next two hours answering them – most are fairly straight forward but some are just bizarre.  My policy, probably against better judgement is to answer them all – and not just placate them with [...]